In search of a deity statue for a friend, google image results plastered my screen with hundreds of buddhas in all different shapes and sizes.
"What are you doing?" A coworker asked.
"I'm searching for Buddha."
"You need Buddha?"
"My friend wants Buddha but she only likes my Buddha.
"I bet everyone likes your Buddha."
"The problem is my Buddha is unique."
"It's not that Sexy Buddha that's usually lying down is it?" He asked with a smirk.
"It wasn't lying down. She saw my Buddha in the bedroom and now wants it."
"Isn't that an expensive Buddha?" Another coworker asked.
"Well, Sexy Buddha is usually Expensive Buddha."
"But her friend likes Tee's Buddha and wants it even though Tee's got a one-of-a-kind Buddha that's apparently quite expensive."
"That's why they call her high-maintenance."
So much for being enlightened.