Friday, August 31, 2012

Death and Taxes

Driving down the freeway with a friend on our way to do a little shopping, we passed a rather large sign that read in bold letters: TAXIDERMY.

I shook my head clear of the heebie-jeebies.  "Eck, I still can't believe that people make a living pulling the insides out of animals and stuffing them for their customers."

"What are you talking about?"  The stunning blonde sitting next to me asked.

I pointed at the sign.  "The Taxidermist."

"What about them?"

"Just how they can work with dead animals all day."

She stared out the window for a bit.  "Oh...I thought they did taxes."

Well, at least she's pretty.

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